Humorous posts about the writing life

Holiday Gift Ideas for Your Alpha Dream Mate: Billionaire, Werewolf, Cowboy & More!

Season’s Greetings! Time for a little fun. No doubt you’re preparing to shop up a storm to find the perfect holiday gift for your man. But what if you were a heroine in a Romance novel? What would you buy for a vampire, a super spy,…

Furry Sidekicks Steal Hearts: 5 Tips for Entertaining Romance Readers

Written By Prince Rael the Magnificent (Transcribed by Adrienne deWolfe, aka “Minion”)   Greetings, Humans! It is I, Prince Rael the Magnificent, writing on a subject that is near and dear to every Romance writer's heart: …
how to write romance novels, book marketing

10 Zingers for the (Rat-Fink) Book Editor Who Rejected Your Novel

Yes, fellow Romance writers, when it comes to writing novels and fuming about rejection letters, I can feel your pain. That’s why I created these 10 humorous zingers to take away the sting.  Dear Book Editor: 1. I see you've taken great…